My Vertical Interrogation

In Which a Stranger Asks Me 12 Questions

I saw the 12 questions below posted to Twitter. I have long intended to interview myself. Maybe all writers do. Maybe all people do? All solipsists, at any rate. But what to ask? That would be the hard part, of course. If I could think of the perfect questions to ask the answering would be easy. Since Twitter did the hard part for me, here you go.